Meme

"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo) 03/25/2019 at 14:58 • Filed to: None

11

20

For Sweden > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 03/25/2019 at 15:02

6

The cocaine sounds more fun that the vehicles and tools.

It’s also much easier to get dates with the cocaine.

MM54 > For Sweden 03/25/2019 at 15:03

1

Why not all three?

For Sweden > MM54 03/25/2019 at 15:03

6

That means spending money on things that are not cocaine.

nerd_racing > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 03/25/2019 at 15:09

5

It’s like the saying goes, “Where did all of your money go?”  ‘I’m either driving it, or I ate it.’ 

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > nerd_racing 03/25/2019 at 15:13

7

My wife likes to spend money on going out to eat, and gettting fancy drinks I like to eat 3  dollar frozen pizza, make my own drinks and spend the 20 bucks I saved on toys.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 03/25/2019 at 15:15

7

Alternatively

The elmo one is still better though

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 03/25/2019 at 15:18

0

My Craigslist project car was 1200. Damn it.

Future next gen S2000 owner > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 03/25/2019 at 15:18

1

Elmo is my hero

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 03/25/2019 at 15:24

3

I can completely relate to this. My wife loves going out to eat or making a complete 3 course meal that takes an hour to cook , whereas I just want to make some garlic pasta, boom, done in 15 min. That leaves me an extra 45 min to work on the car/house/garden.

She also likes going out for drinks, and me being an introvert am like “I can drink and not talk to anyone at home for much less”

Tripper > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 03/25/2019 at 15:39

5

Me: I need a car that the munchkin can ride in.

My wife: No you don’t we can make due with my car for the foreseeable future I can drive one of yours when it’s just you and the baby.

Me: Alright then we need another car for another purpose.

My wife: If you get another car, this one has to be safe for the baby.

Me: But you said I we don’t need that car

My wife: We don’t!

Me: I’m confused, what car do we need to buy

My wife: We do. not. need another car.

Me: Ok but there is this car...

My wife: Get whatever you want, I don’t care.

Me:

Snuze: Needs another Swede > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 03/25/2019 at 15:46

1

Same - my wife likes to make complicated meals. I’m like, throw a chicken breast in a skillet and microwave a bag of steamable veggies and I’m good.

Snuze: Needs another Swede > Tripper 03/25/2019 at 15:47

6

My wife: Get whatever you want, I don’t care.

It’s a trap!

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Tripper 03/25/2019 at 15:52

1

When I was looking at buying my mountian bike my wife said “do whatever you want.” So far it hasn’t turned it to be a trap. We’ll see

Tripper > Snuze: Needs another Swede 03/25/2019 at 15:53

1

When she says do whatever you want, you are 100% correct! “Get whatever you want is a different story. W ith the cars she’d just rather not hear about it. As long as I’m not putting us in financial trouble over a car, she actually doesn’t care. Supporting evidence:

I bought a 44 year old BMW as my third car when our first was 5 months old.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 03/25/2019 at 15:54

1

My wife is very much an introvert but only likes drinking at a bar or restaurant. I still can’t wrap my head around that. 

Tripper > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 03/25/2019 at 15:55

2

Yea I have many hobbies, as does she. As long as I’m not putting us out on the street to fund them, were all good.

Snuze: Needs another Swede > Tripper 03/25/2019 at 16:08

1

Lucky.

I think they are one in the same to my wife.  

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Snuze: Needs another Swede 03/25/2019 at 18:06

0

Am married, can confirm.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 03/25/2019 at 18:24

0

See if she still says that when there's three...

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 03/25/2019 at 19:20

1

Well that was 10 days ago.